The Hotspur

S&N Pub

Location: Percy Street, Newcastle Upon Tyne.

Staff:

• Jim "Sir" Freeman - manager.
  
• Kelvin "Chippy" Bell (end) - ass. manager (so watch your ass!)
  
• Andy "Tojo" Wheeler - ass. ass. manager (twice the ass!)
  
• Andrew "I'm not a virgin" Johnson - Cook (for 1 more week).
  
• Linda "Elvira, The Mistress Of The Dark" Cotterwell - Oh, how we miss you.
  

• "How Much!"
  
• "Sounds of applause for Dan"
  

Tips:

• The manager drinks 80 Bob.
  
• Don't ask the bar staff how big their jugs are!
  
• Don't ask Kelvin what a "stoodint" is
  

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