The Beer Drinking Rules Page
The most important thing about drinking beer is that you stick to the rules, not to your pants.
Nobody except a puff goes to the bog before they've had at least 10 pints
When you fall over, always fall away from MY pint
Any unexplained smell should always be acknowledged
Drinking half pints is only allowed in the presence of women
The same goes for sitting down
And buying every round
Putting an empty glass on your head once you have finished your pint should only be done as an aid to help someone else find your nose with their fist
The use of the phrase "chug, chug, chug..." is forbidden
Any person found drinking McQwans [Editorial: Is this from a John Wayne fan?] should be very careful!
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