The Andy Johnson Guide To Falling Over
The following are methods for relaxing those tired rubber legs.
The Back Stop Face Fall - Leaning backwards, then falling over forwards by overcompensating.
The Kelvin Arse/Elbow Method - To be used when lighting fires.
The I'll Get Me Coat Method - To be used when falling through wardrobes on arriving home.
The "Large Cath" Martini Method - Just fall any time, any place, any where.
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