The Chocolate Starfish Award
This award goes to the person who has made the biggest fool of themselves due to alcohol The current holder is: Angela Simpson
The Marmite Motorway Award
This award is presented for anal activities above and beyond the call of nature. The current holder is: Lee Lloyd
The "I'll Get Me Coat" Award
This award is held by the person most unable to walk due to having their foot firmly in their mouth. The current holder is: Andy Johnson
The Bobby Davro Award
This is awarded to the originator of the worst joke of the week. The current holder is: Steve Varty
